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If you think "home security" means taking the front steps to your trailer with you when you leave the house.
you might be a redneck
If You've had a romantic encounter on a riding mower. Ya might be a redneck
If your car won't start because of the earwax buildup on the key. Ya might be a redneck
If the local bloodmobile is a ice cream truck on weekends. Ya might be a redneck
If the air freshener in your truck smells better than your spouse(wife or husband). Ya mught be a redneck
If you use your kid's swing set as an engine hoist. Ya might be a redneck
If your retirement plan include getting your own place. Ya might be a redneck
If you think wireless communication means yelling across the yard. Ya might be a redneck
If your home is moble and your car ain. Ya might be a redneck
If your mobile home has a loft. Ya might be a redneck
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